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A break from Microosoft

By jagabom, in Hangar Chat

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SMART &@($* ANSWER #2It was mealtime during an airline flight.'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.'What are my choices?' John asked.'Yes or no,' she replied.SMART &@($* ANSWER #1A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not a stub.'JimCYWG

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