Humour: IT'S TOUGH BEING A MAN

[Guest Iain Spowart]

It is tough being a man.....If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ##### and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive #####. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defence.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!!Iain Spowart,Scotland.Webmaster and photographer,Scottish Claymores 2002Cheerleaders Fan Sitehttp://avsim.iainspowart.com/2002-s.jpghttp://www.claymorescheerleaders.comhttp://www.iainspowart.com

[Guest RiddlePilot]

Simply said..."can't live with them, can't live without them."

[Steve Dra 7,588]

Ahh Travis, you missed something!Its men who say "Can't live with them, can't live without them"...But according to a famous female Country singer.. "Men, you can't live with them, you just can't shoot 'em" :-lolRegards,Steve Dra

[Vulcan 14]

ROFLMAONice one Iain, that will keep me smiling the rest of the evening.

[Guest Julie]

Hi Ian,NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.....THEY WANT TO!!That is brilliant, shame my ol man don't take the hint :-lol CheersJulie

[Guest The Ancient Brit]

Oscar Wilde put it concisely.

[Guest]

:-lol I'm gonna save this post becasue it's a classic. It's all correct though. Like some people say...No matter what you do, it's not right" Take careMike

[ejoiner 21]

Its ironic to quote Oscare Wilde as he was gay...However as women control half of the money and all of the Pu$$y, the result overall is not surprising.

[Guest The Ancient Brit]

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