Possible New Flight Menu

[SpiritFlyer]

It will be nice if when you click on the FLIGHT jet icon it might say:1. What do you want to do? a.Admire FLIGHT and how much better it is than you expected? b.Look at all the nice new options we have for you to download and keep? c.Try to get your breathing under control before the next page? d. Fly? And you click Fly.2. What do you want to fly? My favorite Airplane.3. Do you want to add to your hanger by selecting a new airplane from the online store? Our records indicate you own 47 models and 131 new models are available at $1.99 each with a 30% discount for a block of 10. No thank you.4. Keep your existing CFG specifications profile? Yes.5. Maximum realism? Yes.6. What kind of weather conditions would you like to fly in? Real time or custom? Custom.7. Select from the following weather Themes: a.Nice. b.Not bad. C.Bad. d.Really bad. e.Nasty (weather conditions that your mom said never to go out and play in)? Nasty.8. Select immersion factor: a. Pee you pants real like or b.Oh No, I think I am going to die real like? Both9. Do you need extra intensity realism to block out real life adverse circumstances? yes10. Do you want to fly in the sceneries you already own or select a new scenery from the online store? Our records indicate you own 54 regions and 71 airports. 17 new regions are available for $1.99 each and an additional 121 detailed airports for $.99 each. Fly in sceneries I already own.11. Where do you want to fly? a.Canada (USA included as bonus), b.Europe. c.Australia and New Zealand. d. Asia. e. Other? Canada (USA included as bonus)12. Pick your airport by scrolling down alphabetically and select from the 27 Canadian and American detailed airports you already own, or select from the 1200 lower detailed default airports included with the purchased region selected, or type in Airport name or identifier: Banff Alberta Canada13. Do you wish FLIGHT to download new options for you to enjoy free to use and enjoy for 30 days? Yes please14. Do you want: a.More options? or b.Stop asking me stupid questions and get out of the left seat because here I come? Get out of my way!Please indicate your agreement or your refusal of the following legal agreement:I understand and agree that Microsoft and/or its authorized partners are not responsible for any adverse medical conditions that may be induced, which is categorically denied, by the hyper and elevated levels of excitement tinged with fear that may result in heart attack, stroke or premature dementia by the use of FLIGHT. I have gone to the bathroom recently and have restricted my intake of fluids for the past 3 hours. I agree that "playing" the "game" of FLIGHT is entirely at my own risk. I also agree that if I am a licensed pilot I will not attempt to test the new skills learned and practiced while "playing" with this "game" when actually flying a real airplane when contrary to the law of the jurisdiction in which I am licensed by or fly in. I specifically state that I understand that aerobatic maneuvers are expressly prohibited in actual passenger airplanes over 100,000 lbs and covenant to save Microsoft and/or its partners from any breech of this restriction and its consequences legal or otherwise, whether real or simulated. I also state that I realize and accept personal responsibility for my actions that may alienate my wife and children, or my husband and children, or my significant other, or mother and/or father, siblings, neighbours or employers or anyone else whether directly or indirectly by the overusage leading to the possible addiction of the FLIGHT program and render and hold Microsoft and its partners harmless legally and financially in all respects civil, moral, legal, eternal and otherwise applicable. I agree.OK Captain, buckle up! Here we go!

Edited January 23, 2012 by SpiritFlyer

[Scottj85]

Not even kidding, I'd fly the hell out of a sim that phrased its menus like that.

[jp1018]

:( :( :( B) B) .....

[gtrbarbarian]

lmao....hopefully they put some clean underwear in your plane, along with the vomit bag for #8

[SpiritFlyer]

Excitement a la carte! :(

[MarkW]

Let's hope someone on the beta posts this on the MS Flight beta forums.

[N738NM]

Priceless, Stephen. Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

[Ben Cap]

lmao....hopefully they put some clean underwear in your plane, along with the vomit bag for #8

:(

[Clem Wu]

Haha very nice :D 14 questions is heaps enough :) Just click FLY, no more questions!

[SpiritFlyer]

Haha very nice :D 14 questions is heaps enough :) Just click FLY, no more questions!

LOL It was fun to imagine! :(

[lorenzog89]

ahah!!! :(

[1st fltsimguy]

What a great way to start my day to happen upon your post Stephen. What a work of art.

[SpiritFlyer]

What a great way to start my day to happen upon your post Stephen. What a work of art.

Thanks for that, I think enjoying good clean humour is the highest state of bliss attainable in this life!