You know you spend too much time on FSX/X-Plane when...

[n4gix 4,947]

Speaking of lights, how many here have tried to find the nav and beacon lights switch on their car's dashboard?

[Captain Kevin 586]

While getting everything set up to start rolling out of the parking space, one of my best friends asked me what I was doing. My response? "Getting configured for departure."

 

Also do a control check during taxi-out.

[dm123 19]

When you are sitting on an airplane at the gate and get super excited when you notice that the packs got turned off

[ron6468 1]

When sitting with my wife in an airplane ready to take off or land and Im telling her everything that's really going on and she's pretending to listen.

[highseas 0]

Or sadly, you no longer marvel at the pilots smooth turns and amazing constant descent rate, knowing they're button jockeys just twiddling the A/P control panel!

 

[hightower 8]

When your alarm clock goes off, not to wake you up but to put you to sleep. But then again, maybe you were asleep behind the yoke.

[Bill Alderson 24]

Speaking of lights, how many here have tried to find the nav and beacon lights switch on their car's dashboard?

 

Hmmmm...well if those switches aren't on the dash, where are they?

 

Positive rate........gear up!

[FIVE-BY-FIVE 453]

before making love to your wife.....you yell "GEAR UP" :lol: :LMAO: and when it's over you say "GEAR DOWN" :lol:

[Simmo W 24]

Haha, isn't it more like Gear Down first? Then she can extend her flaps. Oh dear, I better run...

[FIVE-BY-FIVE 453]

Haha, isn't it more like Gear Down first? Then she can extend her flaps. Oh dear, I better run...

:lol: :LMAO:

[tonywob 4,769]

When sitting with my wife in an airplane ready to take off or land and Im telling her everything that's really going on and she's pretending to listen

 

+1 Ha ha, I feel sorry for mine. I do this as well :-)

[tf51d 284]

5. When the plane is going down the runway, you say in your head "V1, V2, Rotate"

 

What, you don't???

[henri5 16]

When you want to see something to the side and your thumb looks for the hat switch instead of turning your head...

 

Henri

[russert 0]

When I'm out instructing in a C172 and all I want to do is go home and fly the NGX.

[zmak 331]

during the flight ,falling asleep and dreaming that something bad has happened in the cockpit and a hostess starts running down the aisles screaming is there a pilot onboard....