Flight Attendant! **JOKE**

[montaz1111 0]

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sit down at the table next to him.

He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

'To Fly. To Serve'?

The woman looks at him blankly

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto

'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto

'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says

'What the f*** do you want?'

'Aha!' he says, "Qantas".

 

[Matthew Kane 1,343]

Sounds about right. Same could be said about Air Canada.

 

 

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[cianpars 1,165]

Heard this one before when it was Ryanair

 

IAN

[Matthew Kane 1,343]

There is a slightly longer version but fittingly, uses the much more likely airline, Jetstar.

 

Yes this is true...Jetstar is far worst then QANTAS

 

(Maybe that would be because Jetstar is owned by QANTAS)  :Thinking:

[montaz1111 0]

Yes this is true...Jetstar is far worst then QANTAS

 

(Maybe that would be because Jetstar is owned by QANTAS)  :Thinking:

Yes, JETSTAR!! is far worse actually, i fly with them alot and their flight attendees are so rude!