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Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants....

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Or maybe they just should be......

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a friend of mine is an attendant at a popular low-cost irish airline

on the way to lanzarote a lady asked her, "what time will we be landing?"

my friend looks at her watch and says "in just about 45 minutes."

the lady asks, "in local time?"

rather than trying to explain, my friend gives a big smile and says "maam, in the industry we call that universal time"

 

cheers,-andy crosby

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