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When things get weird enough that you start thinking about the twilight zone.

A lot!

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When becoming "Cousin it" is your best corona protection option.......... 🙃

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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Meanwhile this is happening in the world.

Really.

Truly!

Flat-Earther Lady Tries To Use Sovereign Citizen Meme Logic To Get Out Of Wearing Mask, Fails

 

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We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Maybe I can get a smile.......

  • The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
  • I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
  • Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
  • What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
  • Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
  • Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
  • Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.
  • Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
  • What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes!
  • What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
  • If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
  • What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
  • I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
  • You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
  • What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.
  • Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
  • Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
  • Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
  • You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
  • What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.
  • What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.
  • If coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?
  • So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
Devons rig
Intel Core i7 8700K @ 5.0GHz / 32.0GB G.SKILL TridentZ Series Dual-Channel Ram / ZOTAC GAMING GeForce® RTX 2080 Ti Triple Fan / Sound Blaster Z / Oculus Rift VR Headset / Klipsch® Promedia 2.1 Computer Speakers / ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q ‑ 27" IPS LED Monitor ‑ QHD / 2x Samsung SSD 850 EVO 500GB / Windows 10 Pro 64-bit / Gigabyte Z370 AORUS Gaming 5 Motherboard

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4 hours ago, HiFlyer said:

Maybe I can get a smile.......

These are truly awful! Do you have any more? 😄

Cheers

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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Just Flight Beta Tester
 
We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Brilliant parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody! It actually reminds me of Randy Rainbows rather flamboyant parodies. :biggrin:

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13 hours ago, n4gix said:

Brilliant parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody! It actually reminds me of Randy Rainbows rather flamboyant parodies. :biggrin:

If you like this kind of parody may I suggest you the acapellascience You Tube channel. Specially two clips are wonderful :

 

 

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