Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
McCrash

Frame-rates for nothing [filk!]

Recommended Posts

Is this the first ever piece of FS-related filk?Who knows?If you know 'Money for nothing' by Dire Straits, sing along!Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do itYou install F.S. on your hot PCThat aint workin thats the way you do itFrame-rates for nothin and flights for freeNow that aint workin thats the way you do itLemme tell ya them ACES aint dumbMaybe get a blister on your typing fingerMaybe get a blister on your thumbWe gotta install better landclassesCustom airport sceneriesWe gotta fly these A380sWe gotta fly these Cherokees...See the little #### with the dual-core four-gig monsterYeah buddy he's 12 years oldThat little #### got his own jet airplaneThat little #### hes a millionaireWe gotta install DX10 and VistaCustom aircraft liveriesWe gotta fly these hard approachesWe gotta buy these new PCs...I shoulda learned to play World of WarcraftI shoulda learned to play RPGsLook at that dude, he got sixty-frames-secondMan we could have some funAnd hes up there, whats that? hawaiian airlines?Bangin on the forums like a flaming 'tardThat aint workin thats the way you do itGet your frame-rates for nothin get your flights for freeWe gotta install half-arsed graphic patchesCustom meshes sceneriesWe gotta tweak these crappy frame-ratesWe gotta tweak this memory...Now that aint workin thats the way you do itYou tweak the settings in your C-F-GThat aint workin thats the way you do itFrame-rates for nothin and your flights for freeFrame-rates for nothin and flights for free

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest CyberSimmer

LMAO!!! Nearly lost my two front teeth!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest gulfstreamg100

LMAO very good!Regards

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest OneTinSoldier

OMG, the tune with your new lyrics is going to be playing in my head for days now!:-lolThanks for the laugh. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Tom Allensworth,
    Founder of AVSIM Online


  • Flight Simulation's Premier Resource!

    AVSIM is a free service to the flight simulation community. AVSIM is staffed completely by volunteers and all funds donated to AVSIM go directly back to supporting the community. Your donation here helps to pay our bandwidth costs, emergency funding, and other general costs that crop up from time to time. Thank you for your support!

    Click here for more information and to see all donations year to date.
×
×
  • Create New...