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[Guest Leafhopper]

FSX landclass and autogen problemsSo here is what I did:Before attempting any of the below be sure to back up your entire Scenery/World/scenery/textures and pour yourself good scotch or open up a favorite brewsky!Autogen

[hangar 660]

...must be a beta tester :-lol

[Guest wyoming]

uh...

[Guest rmce]

Your story has validity, as long as it is the texture of Laphroig, which is such a gentle malt.What tartan?

[Orlaam 306]

:-lol I love it!

[Jay R 0]

:-xxrotflmaoNice one Dave, I needed a good laugh!!I think the tweek for enkland is a great idea! lol[hr color=#000000][table border=0" width="98%" id="table1" height="2" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1][td width=500]Jason[br /]General Aviation Fan[br][/b]

[jagabom 21]

You could have a great conversation with Ferd in the LDS forum.JimCYWG

[Guest saudi_777]

Hey Dave, you got WAY too much time on your hands. :)Regards,

[Guest Leafhopper]

Well, guys, after crawling out of bed this morning and a good bloody mary I limped over to the computer and fired up FSX. All I can say is please, please, DO NOT modify FSX while mixing scotch and wheatberry beer. My tongue feels like the mojave desert with an orangish tan corduroy texture, the whites of my eyes resemble my new scotland textures and I can't find my joystick! On top of that, I must have accidently run my family photos through that batch file conversion thing and I now have an winged opposum for a screen saver in place of the wonderful beech 18 that used to be there. My appologies to all others who may have followed the advice of this sim sinner!I'm going to take a nap now....thanks!

[Mike T 208]

I nominate this for post of the year. I'm gonna have to explain the skidmarks in my underpants now!!! :-lol

[jagabom 21]

What is wheatberry beer? What country are you from?JimCANADA and no wheatberry beer.

[cklink 0]

:-lol Man, make me laugh or what. Excellent !I learn't along time ago (however I continue to do it for some dumb reason) not to try and fix ANYTHING on the pc or game when your drinkin'. You make think it look better and runs faster at about 2:00am, but when you wake up - jeese that sound familiar.Garett

[Guest Leafhopper]

US of A! I think it's made by Henry Wienhardt (SP) - anyway, I'm not sure as I can't read the label today - lost my glasses as well as my joystick! Well, since I had to drag the darn bottle out anyway, guess I'll drink it!

[Guest Leafhopper]

"Your story has validity, as long as it is the texture of Laphroig, which is such a gentle malt.What tartan?"Laphroig? Welll - don't look now - it's more like a picnic table cloth kinda checker board pattern. Makes me dizzy seeing how it conforms to the rolling hills. Tartan? What tartan?

[Guest Leafhopper]

I found my joystick - it was in the fridge next to the wheatberry beer! Shoulda known, that's the second time that's happened! Now I can't locate my Battlefield 2 disk! Oh, yeah, does anybody know if a slice of bologna will cause long term damage to a CD drive? There wasn't any mayo on it (even though I could swear I put mayo on my sandwich last night).