Callsign generator on simMarket

[Biology 1,347]

I found a rather... interesting add-on on simMarket: https://secure.simmarket.com/leminc-callsign-generator.phtml

It's so ridiculous that it's funny at this point.

Edited March 17, 2021 by BiologicalNanobot

[n4gix 4,947]

Someone is actually expecting to sell a 'random number generator?' Oh for crying out loud!

[Biology 1,347]

13 minutes ago, n4gix said:

Someone is actually expecting to sell a 'random number generator?' Oh for crying out loud!

And the craziest part is that it only takes like 5-6 lines of code to replace its "functionality".

[tamsini 278]

Well, I just bought it and am honestly amazed! My first attempt actually generated a call sign of M89B for my Just Flight PA28 route from EHAM to EGLL. Before buying it, I struggled for weeks as to whether I should use GFLI or D89Y as a call sign, Now I don't have to stay up at night stressing what my call sign should be. Because of this wonderful program, I might probably be able to discontinue my blood pressure medication!

[Chock 17,769]

And here was me thinking all that Perfect Flight garbage, and those 'take five minutes throwing a few lights in a city centre with the default MSFS editor, and call it a product for a tenner' rubbish on simmarket, was the nadir of MSFS add-ons, but not a bit of it!

Just goes to show that there's no limit to how much lower people's grifting standards will sink when scraping that barrel with products which make those email business propositions from a Nigerian prince and that cold call from someone in Bangalore pretending to be from Microsoft telling you about a virus they've found on your computer, look like the deal of the century.

Edited March 17, 2021 by Chock

[Mace 1,902]

2 hours ago, tamsini said:

Well, I just bought it and am honestly amazed! My first attempt actually generated a call sign of M89B for my Just Flight PA28 route from EHAM to EGLL. Before buying it, I struggled for weeks as to whether I should use GFLI or D89Y as a call sign, Now I don't have to stay up at night stressing what my call sign should be. Because of this wonderful program, I might probably be able to discontinue my blood pressure medication!

You should write one of those infomercials.  

THANKS CALLSIGN GENERATOR!  YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE!

[signmanbob 592]

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME TO BUY THE CALLSIGN GENERATOR!  IT WILL CHANGE MY LIFE AND SAVE ME THOUSANDS!...But if I try to buy it now, won't the download bandwidths be too busy?

[Chock 17,769]

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[Matthew Kane 1,343]

I think I would rather use the most powerful processor ever created....... MY IMAGINATION 🤣

[C2615 319]

It says it use random callsign, if it's ture, it might worth 5 euro.

Anyone tested if it's ture random or pseudo-random?

[HighBypass 2,339]

Currently 404. No, not a callsign - page not found 😉

[Fielder 3,645]

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