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I'm sending birdguy on holiday. To a new hotel.

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1 hour ago, charliearon said:

Fill 'er up, please! 😀

 

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1 hour ago, martin-w said:

 

Crash it would, just like in the series Foundation.

 

 

Technically, it would depend on where exactly that it breaks.

I could see scenarios where certain portions of it would be flung out of orbit into outer space, while other (lower) portions would crash back to the surface....

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1 hour ago, martin-w said:

Don't worry, if you decide to stay in the future they will just reprogram your neural pathways and enhance your respiratory system so that it emits the perfect balance of gasses. Even your fart gas will be recalibrated.

But I still get to keep my contrariness right?  Because if I can't I ain't going.

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2 hours ago, HiFlyer said:

Technically, it would depend on where exactly that it breaks.

I could see scenarios where certain portions of it would be flung out of orbit into outer space, while other (lower) portions would crash back to the surface....

 

 I recall he said if it broke at the asteroid. Some of the lighter fragments that broke off closer to the asteroid would stay in orbit,  the stuff lower down would have its orbit decay. 

I don't think anything would be flung into space, unless lighter fragments were propelled to an escape velocity by an explosion. 

Who knows, I think the dynamics of something like that are probably quite complex, so many variables. 

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2 hours ago, birdguy said:

But I still get to keep my contrariness right?  Because if I can't I ain't going.

Noel

 

Well I don't know, the contact I signed did mention neurological reprograming in the event of behaviour incompatible with 3022 societal norms.

The contract is signed, so if you don't step in that cryofreezer the moment its invented the temporal police might come back and give you rather firm encouragement to do so. 

23 minutes ago, martin-w said:

 I recall he said if it broke at the asteroid. Some of the lighter fragments that broke off closer to the asteroid would stay in orbit,  the stuff lower down would have its orbit decay. 

This link in the comments section for the Foundation clip leads to an interesting discussion about the physics of space elevators and with references to Foundation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdjjbULyrY

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4 hours ago, martin-w said:

Even your fart gas will be recalibrated. 

I think I could benefit from that right now.

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8 minutes ago, dmwalker said:

I think I could benefit from that right now.

 

I'm sure you could my friend but we are talking about technology that is way beyond the grasp of 21st century man. Fine tuning a malodourous flatus is a technology that requires extreme technological know-how. I'm afraid for at least the next 100 years you will have to just place your fingers over your nose until the offensive molecules have sunk to the ground, been absorbed by the soil and killed a multitude of unfortunate  subsurface dwelling invertebrates.

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15 minutes ago, martin-w said:

technology that is way beyond the grasp of 21st century man

Sort of like a cure for the baldness of Captain Picard.

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23 minutes ago, dmwalker said:

I think I could benefit from that right now.

Light a match! 🔥

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1 hour ago, dmwalker said:

I think I could benefit from that right now.

Whew! Now I know why my 'farts don't stink' anymore!

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If your farts don’t have any smell, they’re healthy and normal, and merely mean air has accumulated in the body and is now exiting. Actually, 99 percent of fart is made up of odorless gases. The remaining 1 percent is typically sulfurous.  Farting a lot? That’s typically normal, too, since the average person usually passes gas about 20 times a day.

 

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Oh my goodness! I thought I'd read it all. This happened October, 2021.

Pakistan: Man sentenced to death for farting in mosque during Ramadan (worldnewsdailyreport.com)

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PAKISTAN: MAN SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR FARTING IN MOSQUE DURING RAMADAN

 

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Somebody pull my finger, quick! 😳

Charlie Aron

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Just going to run a Chromebook and not upgrade to a Windows computer. Too many problems with the new Sims! 😱
Trying to keep peace and harmony and the will of Landru on the site seems to be a full time job!

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I guess it's stuff like this that explains why Starfleet vessels spend so much time charting gaseous anomalies...

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