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Doc Bryant

Ever have one of these kind of computer days?

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Oh yes, I have a file full of these things too. Wonderous they are, and so well they describe one's feelings towards computers.And here are some Haiku messages that could replace Windows Error messages...Having been erasedthe document you are seekingmust be retyped.Rather than a beepor rude error messagethese words: "File Not Found."The Tao that is seenIs not the true Tao, untilYou bring fresh toner. You step in the stream,but the water has moved on.This page is not here. Stay the patient courseOf little worth is your ireThe network is down. Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return. Out of memory.We wish to hold the sky,But we never will. Serious error.All shortcuts have disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Seeing my great faultThrough darkening blue windowsI begin again.Server's poor responseNot quick enough for browser.Timed out, plum blossom.Login incorrect.Only perfect spellers mayenter this system.Wind catches lilyscatt'ring petals to the wind:segmentation fault.There is a chasmof carbon and siliconthe software can't bridge.To have no errorsWould be life without meaningNo struggle, no joy.No keyboard presentHit F1 to continueZen engineering?Hal, open the fileHal, open the file, Halopen the, please HalThe ten thousand thingsHow long do any persist?Netscape, too, has gone.Doc Bryant

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Love it! I am rolling on the floor, holding my gut, teary-eyed, and guffawing uncontrollably (and isn't that better than "ROLFMAO" or whatever?)The haikus are inspired and should definitely be sent to Microsoft.But, the suicide note has me puzzled. Just how does one commit suicide with "pastry"? An excess of Moon Pies?Scott, this forum should definitely be classified for Adults Only, so that we can use rude and obscene language at will, as long as it is amusing and witty. Than, you could also post the censored images that you held back.Best regards.LuisBy the way, what is the buzz on Jerry's construction project? Has he run out of Leggo's? Where are the pictures of ailerons or flaps? Don't abandon us, Jerry.

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I love it guys!Sorry I have not upgraded my RV web site, I have been working on the new job, etc. I got my first pay check at last.I am off to see my mom today and will probably not get a chance to do any plane stuff until tomorrow. The left fuel tank is currently the focus of my actions - when I get to do anything at all.Jerry K. ThorneEast Ridge, TN.

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Luis,I must have been hearing your thoughts. You noticed that I posted at almost the same time you did. I was responding to Doc, while your post appeared on my screen only after I had posted to him. Hopefully, I will have a chance to put some new photos up by Sunday evening (4/13/03).Jerry K. ThorneEast Ridge, TN.

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And here are some more that reside on my computer...The Code was willing,it considered your requestbut the chips were weak. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.Printer not ready.Could be a fatal error.Have a pen handy?With searching comes lossand the presence of absence:"My Novel" not found. The Web site you seek, Cannot be located, but countless more exist.Program Abortingclose all that you have worked onyou ask far too much.Windows NT crashedI am the Blue Screen of Death,No one hears your screams.Yesterday it worked,Today it is not working.Windows is like that.A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a simple stone.Your file was so big.It might be very useful.But now it is gone.Three things are certain:Death, taxes and lost data.Guess which has occurred.First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar screen diesso beautifully.and finally....... Control, alt, delte digital hari kiri three fingered salute.Doc Bryant

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Since things are pretty slow, I thought I would share some of these computer images that were being passed around at work. I'm sure if you've ever touched a computer, you can relate to at least one of these. There were a few more that because of language, I won't be sharing in the forum. Gotta set that example you know. If you are interested in the others, just drop me a line and I'll forward the email with them all in it to you. Enjoyhttp://forums.avsim.com/user_files/349.jpghttp://forums.avsim.com/user_files/350.jpghttp://forums.avsim.com/user_files/351.gifhttp://forums.avsim.com/user_files/352.gifhttp://forums.avsim.com/user_files/353.gif

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A few more...

Ah. I see the "maximum 5 images" is now set in stone. And I had one more.[table][tr][td valign=top]http://www.avsim.com/other/usaribbon.gif[/td][td valign=center]Bob "FlyBert" StilesAVSIM Moderator[/b][/td][/tr][/table]"Don't stall on me, I have to soar!"~Richard Harvey, 1/21/2003

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