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Doc Bryant

Short Final for 12 April

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Short Final, from those wonderful folks at Avweb.com, home of the twice weekly on line briefing of things av8ting.A Cessna 182 and a Christen Eagle were on parallel approach for 28L and 28R, respectively, at FCM... Tower: Cessna XXX, do you have traffic? Cessna: Cessna XXX has the traffic, he's right beside me. Tower: Eagle XXX, traffic is a Cessna 182 on parallel for 28L, Eagle XXX is cleared for landing, Runway 28R. Christen Eagle: Roger, Eagle XXX has traffic, cleared to land Runway 28R. Cessna: Tower, Cessna XXX here, can you let me know when ... (pause) .... "The Eagle has Landed". (several seconds of silence on frequency) Unidentified voice: Smart @ss. Doc Bryant

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And here is the (non-Politically-Correct) alternate:A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica". Best regards.Luis

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