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Doc Bryant

Short Final for Monday, June 14, 2004

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From Avweb's twice weekly on line newsletter of things aviating....It's SHORT FINAL.....Pilatus: Tower, we think we just hit Rocky the Squirrel half way down the runway. Tower: I thought I saw a pink mist down there. Is your plane OK? Pilatus: Seems we're fine, but its not been a good day for Rocky. Tower: Let's just hope Bullwinkle doesn't come looking... (10 minutes later) Airport 1: Taxi 31 for squirrel removal. Unknown voice: Do you have an approved squirrel cage for that squirrel? Airport 1: Uh... I'm afraid this is more of a shovel operation. Tower: Cherokee ###, extend downwind. We're scraping up the squirrel.Doc Bryant

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And here is the alternate...Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." Best regards.Luis

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