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Short Final for 26 March 2007

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This was Monday March 26's Short Final. Seems they got it from another source!Overheard in IFR Magazine's "On the Air"During a recent departure from Essex County Airport in Caldwell, N.J., the tower controller must have been frazzled with intensive student training in the pattern:Tower: Bonanza Seven Zero Mike Romeo, contact New York departure and have a good flight.Bonanza: To departure. Bonanza Zero Mike Romeo. Have a nice day.Tower: It's too late for that.Doc Bryant

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Doc is back, time for another monkey joke (that was an innocent comment with no hidden meaning or intention!)A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?""Yes," motioned the monkey."What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" asked the officer.The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly. "They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer."Yes," nodded the Monkey."What else?" queried the officer.The monkey motioned with his fingers... "Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer."Yes," nodded the monkey."Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?""Yes," the Monkey nodded."What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer."Driving," motioned the monkey. Best regards.Luis

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