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Britain's entitlement culture alive and well on QT - 'is it fair that you get more than me?' says a fireman to a government minister. Probably not, but that's life pal...

Is Kim Jong ill? Sorry...

Uh oh. Here come the lasagna sweats.

Saab has gone bankrupt. Architects and graphic designers the world over cry into their black polo necks...

'Get some sleep Pam. You look tired.' Bourne on ITV1 HD, worth a late night!

Watching old episodes of Friends in HD is weird. Everyone looks so, er colourful!

World's scariest landings on C5 is the most inaccurate, poorly researched piece of TV, ever. An Airbus 737? Tanks of fuel in the back?

I really should go to sleep rather than farting around watching iTunes match try to make sense of Deuce 'Call It Love'. It's not in the store, move on.

iTunes Match would be great if it didn't make my iMac crash all the time. #likehavingwindowsagain

If you came in here for a twix I'd stick one in your eye, one in your ear, and one up your...bum. But I'd have to break into another packet and I'm not prepared to do that.

Bedtime for those of us playing records whilst everyone else is seeing why Santa brought and eating chocolate oranges for breakfast. Nighty night and Merry Christmas all!

Quick visit to the new M&S at the Team Valley. It's a big 'un!

I do enjoy watching location location location and pissing myself at the house prices. #londonisaripoff

This ios5 lark is taking longer than planned!

Once again, chocolate orange for breakfast. Only on Christmas Day!

Jedward are the biggest bell ends ever. Just sayin'

Star Wars tonight on bluray. That's a whole load of win right there.

Question Time. Harman and some daft cow from mumsnet. Urine approaching boiling point already.

Never on Sunday, Monday's too soon, Tuesday, Wednesday just won't do, Thursday, Friday, we can begin but our Saturday Love will never end. So said Alex!

God I hate Windows. So so much. If Bill Gates was here now I'd punch his rich face.

Show done. Cappuccino on the go thanks to the evil nespresso empire. Off to see parents across t' Pennines tonight. Home alone until Sally gets home. Might have a cheeky ten minute siesta. Ooh yes.

People that need to get a sense of humour today : trade unionists and people who own hotels and ring in to complain when I make a gag on air about nicking the dressing gown. That is all.

John Prescott on Newsnight is a gift that keeps on giving.

One of the activists at Dale Farm has been badly injured after a car reversed over him. Police are urging the driver to come forward....

Its been an expensive 24 hours. I sat on my glasses and that didn't end well. £180 please Sir. And then the expensive bong of doom when starting the car - 'front parking light failure'. £170 to you Sir. For a fecking bulb!