Greeney

It's funny watching girls I went to college with have kids… Good thing they spent all that money on the education they'll never use.

... EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM EDT THIS EVENING...* HEAT INDEX VALUES... 105 TO 115 TODAY.

I should try and sleep now no?

If it's yellow let it mellow...

I lost my pokey stick :(

Sat outside in this scorcher just to wax my car… #Betterbeworthit

Okay I know it's been done, but THANK YOU APPLE for finally adding custom notification sounds.

iOS5 is 830MB? #ohshit

I'm at Anthony's Deli (619 Halstead Ave, Mamaroneck) http://4sq.com/om54g8

“@NYCAviation: RT @fromedome: The airplane industry needs its iPhone: http://t.co/tyiwveX $AAPL $BA”

I need a new motherboard and CPU for my PC. Damnit. Sandy bridge here I come!

I'm at LGA - Central Terminal Concourse C (LaGuardia Airport, Central Terminal, Concourse C, East Elmhurst) http://4sq.com/nWY3Vp

I'm at Denver International Airport (DEN) (8500 Peña Blvd., Denver) w/ 48 others http://4sq.com/qh9GrZ

I'm at Vail/Eagle County Regional Airport (EGE) (219 Eldon Wilson Dr, Gypsum) http://4sq.com/pgQcQK

HELLO 4am! Not bad right? Off to the airport in 45.

Who's awake at this fine hour?

Double rainbows come from a unicorns quief

Is Nancy Grace just a lunatic or is it all an act?

Ohhhh I get it now... Oh wait? My brain doesn't function so well after waking up at 330

Pretty.... http://t.co/Kp9OqJl

http://twitvid.com/JS5KP - @zak_bagans First

Awesome game! USA!!!! #######ers