Justin Michael

"A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work". On the boat for the day.

"Have you ever been completely below the slash?"

"There's no such thing as good news until I've had my Grape Nuts."

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." Abraham Lincoln

"You there in the window,up above the corner storeI see you, watching the world."

"You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stockand barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court And I dare you to keep me out!"

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”

######, it's shark week.

3:30am sitting with a bottle of Cabernet watching season 2 of Dexter. Yes, the whole season. All I can say is i am hooked

5:52am and just getting home. This is no bueno .

A leak has sprung from my nose buggers buggers buggers dripping on my clothes.

After 38 years and a fire my parents have decided its time to purchase a new oven.

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go, I'm standin here outside your door I hate to wake you up to say goodbyeBut the dawn is breakin' it's early mornThe taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his hornAlready I'm so lonesome I could dieSo kiss me and smile for meTell me that you'll wait for meHold me like you'll never let me goCause I'm leavin' on a jet planeDon't know when I'll be back again

any liquor is good liquor when it is free.

Apple Cider and Jack Daniels, amazing.

Are you my dead head?

As we all know rumble tubbies can easily lead to wackabouts and scuttlebutt's

As you leave the train please step over the gap between the train and the platform.

Beachin' it

Begin drinking at 11am. Check for that dude. And I thought 1pm was early

Biggest poop of my life happened today

Buffalo here i come

Bumbaclot!

Buying a neuralizer on ebay. Can't wait to start erasing peoples memory

Chuck Norris provides close air support via flying round house kicks.