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Everything posted by Justin Michael
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I've never been one for any holiday. But I think Winston Churchill said it best."We make a living by what we get but we make a life by what we give."
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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's...
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NYC policemen and firefighters are not invited to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero.........................They weren't invited on that day in 2001 either.They just showed up.PLEASE REPOST!
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Two things. A: why is there an untalented monkey on mtv2: what happened to mtvD: what is this show I want pants
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"You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stockand barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court And I dare you to keep me out!"
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Found a receipt for three grande caramel macchiatos last night at 8:57pm. I do not know why this is. If someone knows please let me know.