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Status Updates posted by Justin Michael
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WOW SENSORY OVERLOAD! Both my cat and dog just farted simultaneously. Serious gas hazard.
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So much to do in so little time. Won't hurt to start it off with a shot of my good ol' friend jagermeister
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The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
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Things to do today, change all the clocks in the US back one hour. I am tired of this. I have no farm, unless it is dog ###### that I am farming.
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Someone took my brain out, filled the cavity with liquor, then put my brain back upside down. ###### them.
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Many things to decide in the next two months. Looks like the start of something amazing.
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The LIRR needs to have a gong that rings when they reach each station. I am tired of waking up in Babylon. That god awful place.