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Status Updates posted by Justin Michael
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It's so nice to be relying on public transportation once again. Oh MTA how I missed you
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If you flatchulate on someone's pillow, will it give them pink eye? I will be in the lab all night working on this hypothesis.
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Two new tires, and a round trip ticket to Florida. Perfect way to start out the new year.
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Done shoveling and playing with my dog in the yard. Time to drink, its 5pm somewhere.
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Holidays are always difficult in this family, but it feels so damn right to have friends on your side. Love you all.
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This is a Public Service Announcment brought to you by Urbania Enterprises. The movie "Love and Other Drugs" is a 80 minute porno. That is all.
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Next person I see texting while walking on the sidewalk slowing me down is going to get kicekd in the balls
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I am going to start my own railroad. Time to give the LIRR a little competition. Now I just got to think of a good name.
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The best thing you can do when it's raining is to let it rain. Or sleep or get drunk, but who am I to judge.