The unofficial FS9 pre-whine thread

[Guest]

Use this thread to complain about things you expect (or secretly hope) Microsoft will leave out so you can be disapointed and whimper about it.

[Guest christian]

Aircraft. I hope they leave those out. Then I can really whine!!! What I really want though is to be able to drive a fire engine around the airport (with realistic driving physics, please!) and estinguish airplanes I crashed into the tarmac! Otherwise I won't buy FS9!!!I should really get back to work, instead of wasting my time and writing stupid posts... :-outtaChristian

[Guest]

You know, the systems modeled are just not acceptable. My list is:1. A working lav, complete with mystery fluids on the floor. :~P Oh, and IT MUST BE SERVICABLE on the ground. AND DON'T TELL ME THE MICROSOFT'S LAVATORY CODE WON'T SUPPORT IT :-boom. I know for a fact that Steve Small programed one into Frolov's Dash 8 which is the greatest, most overlooked, unbelievable freeware airplane in the history of the free world that would certainly bring peace to the middle east in our lifetime if you could just read the darn panel. 2. I also think that the sim is sorely lacking in layover realism. For it to be "as real as it gets" the next version should come with a cheap hotel room, bad cable and a warm six pack of Coors. Oh, and in the Pro version, you should get the phone number of a Stewardess }> in your home town who won't go out with you. 3. The other thing that is simply A DISGRACE is that MS hasn't modeled any passengers. For me to take this sim seriously, I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST one crying child, two obese people to sit next to me when I'm looking at the wing view and one unreasonable business traveller who starts acting like a six year old when he doesn't get his upgrade. I am appaled that the FS98 passengers from Precision Passengers Design Group havn't been updated to 2002. FIX THIS PLEASE! :-newburn Oh, and let's not forget the passenger SDK so I can re-paint my passengers and update their flight plans. Microsoft, anybody listening?And if this stuff isn't in the sim, I'm sitting it out. That will show those arrogant buggers in Redmond, I know that Bill is going to miss my $50... Cheers. That was fun. Colin :-beerchug

[Bruce Nicholson KMFR 20]

Oh Colin,Not only was that hilarious, it was the best piece of satire I've seen on here in a long time. :-laugh1Congratulations! :-beerchug