I can't find that Any key anywhere on my keyboard. Please help! Just kidding of course. Seriously though: I really wonder why I have to Press Any Key To Continue on a pc game that's not ported from a console (where it does have a function). Why...? Why not simply load my profile and move on to the main screen...?

Homer? Homer Simpson?I think this is just a MS "thing". There is a list of guidelines a dev MUST FOLLOW in order to qualify for "Games for Windows Live". One of them is the "Press # to continue" and another one is "tips during loading screen". Its a goal to keep uniformity on the platform and also some base quality control. Its stupid, yes, but there is a clear reason for it. I just dont know it....