An aircraft was about to crash and there were 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said: "I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved."The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went. The second passenger said: "I am Gerry Adams, a radical Irish politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved."The others said: "O.K." and gave him a parachute.The third passenger said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English National squad. I have a wife and two sons. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute."And off he went. There were two passenger left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope said, "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance.""It's O.K. your Holiness" said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my schoolbag." All The BestSteve[/div] [align=center]http://mysite.freeserve.com/fly2theuk/aragon.gif][/div

:-lol So which one stayed ?:-lol :-eek Jeff Akins