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Oooh I've got the Saturdays on the show this afternoon. That's exciting!

Someone mentioned Thatcher on QT. In Liverpool! #cuescousershissing

Gutted that TV Burp has finished! The knitted character, what will become of him?

John Prescott on Newsnight is a gift that keeps on giving.

Question Time. Harman and some daft cow from mumsnet. Urine approaching boiling point already.

Star Wars tonight on bluray. That's a whole load of win right there.

I do enjoy watching location location location and pissing myself at the house prices. #londonisaripoff

If you came in here for a twix I'd stick one in your eye, one in your ear, and one up your...bum. But I'd have to break into another packet and I'm not prepared to do that.

Britain's entitlement culture alive and well on QT - 'is it fair that you get more than me?' says a fireman to a government minister. Probably not, but that's life pal...

Sally out of action with bronchitis so tea down to me. Arghh. Beans on toast usually doable but tonight is a challenge - rib eye steak with garlic butter, roasted potatoes and rocket salad with home made French dressing. This could go horribly wrong...

Just watched United 93 - I recall when I saw it at the cinema you could hear a pin drop when the credits rolled as we all sat there stunned. A powerful, powerful piece of movie making.

Damn you M&S with your tasty bramley apple pie and too convenient proximity to my workplace...

God I hate Windows. So so much. If Bill Gates was here now I'd punch his rich face.

Quick visit to the new M&S at the Team Valley. It's a big 'un!

Uh oh. Here come the lasagna sweats.

Gordon Brown stooge Baroness Ashton is a deeply underwhelming spokeperson. Dave, get rid.

Meh football. More exciting was bagging a wine glass bargain at TK Maxx of all places and readying oneself for a classic lasagna prepared by Mrs W tonight!

Forget sky and the beeb - sangat tv is where it's at sky channel 847

If I ever need a plasma attaching to the wall, I'm gonna use the guy that put that one up in Ladbrokes!

There's about to be one less Ford Mondeo in the world.

Its been an expensive 24 hours. I sat on my glasses and that didn't end well. £180 please Sir. And then the expensive bong of doom when starting the car - 'front parking light failure'. £170 to you Sir. For a fecking bulb!