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Gutted that TV Burp has finished! The knitted character, what will become of him?

Damn you M&S with your tasty bramley apple pie and too convenient proximity to my workplace...

Someone mentioned Thatcher on QT. In Liverpool! #cuescousershissing

Meh football. More exciting was bagging a wine glass bargain at TK Maxx of all places and readying oneself for a classic lasagna prepared by Mrs W tonight!

At a wedding where the DJ is a MacBook plugged into some big speakers. Even wedding DJs are being automated out of a job!

Just watched United 93 - I recall when I saw it at the cinema you could hear a pin drop when the credits rolled as we all sat there stunned. A powerful, powerful piece of movie making.

Gordon Brown stooge Baroness Ashton is a deeply underwhelming spokeperson. Dave, get rid.

There's about to be one less Ford Mondeo in the world.

Sibbers makes the Telegraph live X Factor coverage: '20.50 That guy who pants himself pink and wanders round the streets exhorting people to vote for Amelia Lily - they really don't feel the cold up there, do they?'

My parents got an iPhone for Xmas so my brother and I could both talk to them on FaceTime. Sadly they never seem to have the phone anywhere nearby so I have to ring the house phone to tell them to find the iPhone to answer the FaceTime call. Dear departed Steve Jobs, I'm doing my best here. It's not easy.

If I ever need a plasma attaching to the wall, I'm gonna use the guy that put that one up in Ladbrokes!

Forget sky and the beeb - sangat tv is where it's at sky channel 847

Oooh I've got the Saturdays on the show this afternoon. That's exciting!

Sally out of action with bronchitis so tea down to me. Arghh. Beans on toast usually doable but tonight is a challenge - rib eye steak with garlic butter, roasted potatoes and rocket salad with home made French dressing. This could go horribly wrong...

The Tourette's society accept David ###### ###### Cameron's apology and say he'd better not ###### bollocks ###### do it again.

Boris vs Paxo on Newsnight. This is worth the licence fee alone!

A wonderfully frank listener reply on the RR facebook page, when asked what they thought of Christine Bleakley vs. Holly Willoughby on Dancing on Ice.....''It's not about the presenters it's about the dancers/skaters bleakly can read an autocue just as well as holly but she has smaller **.''

'Because it just works'......RIP Steve Jobs.

Off to a joke shop to stock up on novelty items for my help for heroes stars in their eyes video. Pavarotti doing Nessun Dorma is too hard. Might do Billy Idol instead. Blonde spiky wig - sorted!

Why can't the Manic Street Preachers ###### off back to 1995 where they belong? Grrrrr.

What's the story with women and leaving lights on? Is it just the one I'm married to?