What is wrong?

[oldbear 33]

French flag? French never flew spitfires.

Seven Free French squadrons flew Spitfires in NW Europe and the Mediterranean at various times.Ian

[Bigglesworth 1]

I wish I hadn't started this now, can't stop laughing at some of the answers :(

• It was a perfect 2 point landing (left undercarriage collapsed on touchdown despite gear indicator showing down)
• Flaps were down.
• Propeller bent on impact with the ground (this may happen in real life, haven't tried it though)
• The weather was correct (typical sunny summers day in UK)
• His canopy was closed (yes guilty on that one, forgot to open it, didn't want to lose what little hair I've got left being blown away)

AND THE WINNER IS :( Thunderbolt294 After trying to solve problem with stuttering (not me, FSX) I reset AMD Catalyst back to "Use application settings" now stutters almost gone but text in the menus almost unreadable. MikeNB don't stop adding replies to this, I'm thinking of starting a funniest answer competition. Knowing what pilot humour is like it might go on for some time