October 11, 200223 yr Good morning everyone:Just received the following in an email this morning and thought that you might want to share in my laughter!! ENJOY!!> Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force> pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem> listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before> the next flight. > > (P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION > > (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement > (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire > > (P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough,> (S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft > > (P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid,> (S) #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal> seepage > > (P) Something loose in cockpit > (S) Something tightened in cockpit > > (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear > (S) Evidence removed> > (P) DME volume unbelievably loud > (S) Volume set to more believable level > > (P) Dead bugs on windshield > (S) Live bugs on order > > (P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a200 fpm descent > (S) Cannot reproduce problem on ground > > (P) IFF inoperative > (S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode > > (P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick > (S) That's what they're there for > > (P) Number three engine missing > (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search > > (P) Aircraft handles funny > (S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "flyright" and be serious > > (P) Target Radar hums > (S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the wordsCurtis
October 11, 200223 yr :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol :-lol Leen
October 11, 200223 yr According to the L+K (Letectvi a kosmonautika = Aviation & Cosmonautics)the Czech aviation magazine (est. 1921) :"The helicopters can't fly, they are only so unsightly and ugly looking that the Earth don't want them.":-) :-rotor Ondra
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