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If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"Johnny: "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king"
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.