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howay to work like pet. So so tired :(

I could read @youngfollowill 's tweets all day long. Not now though, I need another beer...

I dare you, I double dare you mother######er, say what one more god damn time!

I feel awful =S

I guess its just the way of the world Joe said, I had to put a bullet into his head...

i have nothing to tweet...

i just wanna give sam dingle a cuddle :(

I may be an idiot, but there is one thing that i am not, and that sir, is an idiot.

i went for me bike ride, 12 miles all round. Pub were bloody shut though :(

im thinking about having a Zombiefied @katyperry tattoo added to my nearrrrrrrrly finished sleeve, what dya think?! haha

is getting plans together. I need a car!

It's like Christmas eve!!!!!!!

its actually genuinly is on ITV4!

its naining heavy int it

Just got whatsapp, makes no sense

just had some lovely chicken in white wine with home grown carrots and yorkshire puddings! #smug

just made a microwave cake. Is it meant to be like, squidgy?!

just made the best heart-attack-on-toast ever!

Just spent a good half hour going through @Astro_Ron 's tweets and photos. Amazing stuff, hard to believe that theirs people up there!

just switched to new twitter after ages of refusing too, had to at some point I guess! Its all... new and unfamiliar.

katie offa xfactors voice is right hot. all raspy and gruff.Oooer

king blues - bonkers = MINT! http://t.co/6VBIHCf

lasagne and a beer, i feel like a x-rated garfield

last night was insane! Part 2 tonight, my turn to get hammered

less than 10 seconds ago via web - wow time sure does fly!