Hick! Must not have installed the POPs system yet! What you haven't heard of the POPs system. POP (Protect our Passengers). Its a gun and a breath analyzer built into one. Prior to engine start, the pilots blow into the barrel of the gun. If drunk, the gun does it business. If not drunk, the aircraft can be started and the gun used on unruly terrorists!!

oh god :( :))

Shouldn't there be a cocktail order or bar tab on the captain's kneeboard? :-lol :-lol :-lol