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Letter to FAA Federal Aviation Agency800 Independence Avenue S.W.Washington D.C. 20591Dear Sirs:I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every bussinessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.Now, why didn't Bush think of this ? Why do I still have to do everything myself ?Sincerely,Bill Clinton

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LMAO!! :-lol Do first class passengers get better-looking strippers? :-hah What if the hijackers walk around looking down and with their palms above their eyes (like you put your palm when the sun is in your eyes) and they get to the cockpit...should the pilots be strippers as well?I can just imagine the checklists:Take-off1. Flaps 15...check2. Fuel...check3. Altimiter...check4. G-String...checkOK..i'll stopNice one.Mike

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Nice try Bill. While your statement "men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women" would be true for the most devote Muslim, we are dealing with a "Lower Lifeform" that is "hiding" behind the robes of this religion. I do seem to remember the reports after 9-11 said that some of the terrorists had gone out and partied (strippers) prior to their flights.While your plan might not stop terrorists, I do agree with you that strippers would help bring back the business traveler and would insure that everyone paid extra close attention to the "Safety Briefing". In fact, this could be expanded to the "Terminal" security checkpoints where long lines are a problem.Terry

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Pretty Simple, I think.Just Place a Live Pig on every flight. case closed, no more hijackings.Here are Picture Galleries of My Trip out west in 2002.Gallery #1 Pima Air & Space Museum + AMARC (Boneyard) at Davis Monthan AFB, Tucson, Arizona. (over 240 Pictures)http://www.pbase.com/sonar5/pimaamarc

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Sounds like a good idea but then with the cut back in "airline Service" (food) the "Pig" might not last long.Great pictures of the Pima Musueum. It sure did not look like that back in the late 70s wehn I visited it. Everything was tied down outside.Terry

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