Aviation Funnies

[Deaf Pilot 1]

As I was heading across the Desert a few monthes back, at the height of the Iraqi war, and wanting to cut through R2515 around Edwards Air Force Base, I had the following exchange with Joshua Approach... Joshua Approach, Musketeer 123 requesting transition through R2515. Joshua: Restricted area currently off limits, but let me talk to them at Edwards. (About 20 seconds of dead air and then Joshua came back to me.) Joshua: Musketeer 123, Proceed through the restricted area as requested, they need some practice on slow targets. -----------------------------------While flying through Colorado Springs Class C the other day, I heard the following exchange: United 1234: "Springs Approach, United 1234. We can

[Guest]

>Our local GA airport features the following sign in the men's>room: "Pilots with a short pitot tube and low manifold>pressure are advised to taxi up close...">LMAO!!!! :-lol