Sam Nicholson

Zoolander, This is iSamage.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the Dinosaur!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

I've wrote "energy" so many times in this bloody physics homework that it doesn't even look like a real word to me now! D:

So I walk home to do my physics project, then find out that the only time I do my homework before the day before the deadline, my main resource is gone. Wikipedia I needed you! :(

'Sorry to anyone with reservations in coaches G, H and I, unfortunately they got let behind in Glasgow'. Reassuring!

Oh wow, the sky 10 minutes ago was just wonderful, and all these fields frosted over! I just love this!

lol, letter home from Physics.... great.

Ugh, so all thanks to that, i'll look at what i've got now and think "what a complete ###### thing" and instantly wish I actually got the other :/ :( Such a horrible feeling.

Build up my hopes like that and then pretend you never did, nothing gets to me anywhere near as much as that. :(

Much better mood now, had a great driving lesson!

Everyone awake in stapenhill and briz valley, MAKE SURE YOUR DOORS AND CARS ARE LOCKED! Some ######ing pikees going round robbing!!!! ######ing tossers! NOT A JOKE!!

"Battery Full" Challenge accepted...

Eughhhhh. When you really miss an amazing friend :(

The awkward moment you get rickrolled by the radio on a driving lesson D:

Peter Andre is such a bellend..

The ###### is this kik thing? It sounds rubbish! Can't you ######ing do with Text Message and BBM? Seriously..

Well this wind and rain is fun... NAWT!

I seriously hate people at times. I haven't done anything wrong yet you're ######ing treating me like rubbish, gah! :(

Haven't done ANY homework, revision or coursework... Woo!

There's loads one reasons I love Facebook, the biggest one being how when almost everyone's writing nice, happy statuses, there's always that someone who puts stuff like "God I hate myself" and "Why am I such a dick?" Entertainment I say!

Happy New Year :3

Seriously, privacy? If i ######ing shut my door i don't want anyone walking in, why the hell can't anyone just leave me alone for half an hour by myself?

Got a Facebook stalker, lets see how long it takes her to notice this status...

I've really ######ed my sleeping pattern. Going to sleep at 3am and waking up at 1pm isn't really a good thing to do :L