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Helicopter Humor!!!

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A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She wentto the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. TheInstructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already apilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was goingsmoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talkingvia radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicoptersuddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crashlanded in the woods. The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out tosee if the blonde was okay.As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out."What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until youreached 3,000 feet. What happened then?""Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan."

Bill Sieffert

:-) PRICELESS! [/font size] LOL!Michael

Best, Michael

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