-You've ever slept on the concrete under a wing.-You've ever said "Oh yes sir, its supposed to look like that"-You know what JP4 or 145 octane tastes like.-You've ever used a black grease pencil to fix an overworked tire.-You have a better bench-stock in the pockets of your coveralls then the supply system.-You've ever used a piece of safety wire as a toothpick.-You've ever been told to go get "some prop wash and a yard of flight-line."-You've ever worked a 14 hour shift on a aircraft that isn't flying the next day.-You can sleep anywhere, anytime, but as soon as the engines shut down you are wide-awake.-You've ever stood on wheel chocks to keep your feet dry.-Used dikes to trim fingernails.-Wiped leaks immediately prior to crew show.-Wondered where they keep finding the idiots that keep making up stupid rules.-You've ever had to de-fuel an aircraft an hour after refueling it.-You've used a wheel chock as a hammer.-You know more about your coworkers than your own family.-You ever wished the pilot would say "Great Airplane".-You've ever wondered why it takes a college degree to break an airplane but only a high school diploma to fix one.-You have used a wooden chock as a pillow while sleeping on a pushback tug.-You have scuba dived a lav tank to remove everything under the sun.-You have had a pilot ask you why the valve stems on all the tires are not the same size.-You have had a steering bypass pin fall out during a blinding snowstorm while in a near red-line turn.....BOOM!!!-You have had a starter hang while performing a manual start on a RC-130!!!!-You just screwed up something really expensive.....D'OH!!!!-You have seen the "northern lights" inside the cabin while being shocked by a ballast (200v).-You have had fire lick the back of your neck after getting that inop APU FINALLY started (tub removed).-You have told someone that you are an aircraft mechanic only to have them say, "But not on the engines...right?"-You have been blamed by management for looking where you were NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING.-You have wanted to put your foot up a pilot's butt on many occasions.-You have wished that you had chosen a different career.

Haha, great list.The third counting from bottom shouldn't be on the list, though. Too many people have perished because of overlooked maintenance, whether it's been deliberate or not.