Ok, if you don't laugh at this, there is seriously something wrong with you and you have issues. :-lol :-lolPlease don't be drinking anything when you click on it. And I support this 100% too, big time. :-) :-)Go here:http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htmEnjoy, JoeGrab My FREEWARE Voice recognition Profiles here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=58334]Cessna 172 Voice Profile[/a][a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=60740]FSD Avanti Voice Profile[/a].You will need the main FREEWARE Flight Assistant program to use it, get it here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=genutils&DLID=39661]Flight Assistant 2.2[/a]

IMHO, this should be a standard announcement on all US carriers and should be true. just a small deterrent.Glenn

"You could put a hole in human bone and flesh of the size of the grand canyon...":-lol :-lol :-hah Dirty Harry is our captain today! Seriously, this would be my favourite airline...Holger SeilzBAW0715

Which is coming up right now on the right side of the airplane......Classic...... :-lol :-lol :-lolGrab My FREEWARE Voice recognition Profiles here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=58334]Cessna 172 Voice Profile[/a][a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=60740]FSD Avanti Voice Profile[/a].You will need the main FREEWARE Flight Assistant program to use it, get it here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=genutils&DLID=39661]Flight Assistant 2.2[/a]

Was lame in 2001, is still lame now... :-hah

Que... Old Steve Martin Voice... ;-)Wellllll.... Eeeeeexxxccccuuussseeee Meeeeeeeeee.... :-lol :-lolMaybe it is possible some of us haven't heard of it until now, and find it funny. Different Strokes for different folks, and all that.Me, I think in 2005 It is funny, My wife laughed, my kids laughed, and well, we just have good senses of humor, in our opinion, so we laugh when we hear something we consider funny.I just clicked and checked again. Nope, I'm still laughing. :-lol :-lolMaybe in 4 years I'll think it's lame. ;-)Sonar5Grab My FREEWARE Voice recognition Profiles here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=58334]Cessna 172 Voice Profile[/a][a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=fs2004misc&DLID=60740]FSD Avanti Voice Profile[/a].You will need the main FREEWARE Flight Assistant program to use it, get it here:[a href=http://library.avsim.net/esearch.php?CatID=genutils&DLID=39661]Flight Assistant 2.2[/a]

It was brand new to me this morning, funny, too. Some guys, like Erick, are just way ahead of the curve. :>)Glenn'Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.'

>Was lame in 2001, is still lame now... :-hahI'm with you, about as funny(sic) as the maintenance gripes that's show up every month under a different airline / military each time....:-outtahttp://publish.hometown.aol.com/p3superb/i...s/sign_name.jpgThere is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".- unknown"My daddy gives me up, to fight for you"- a US Military Members Child

This was new to me. Not even mildly amusing, however.No insult or slam, just not funny.

I dunno, I find the maintenance gripes mildy humorous. Mostly because they look about the same at out flight school some times.----------------------------------------------------------------John MorganReal World: KGEG, UND Aerospace Spokane Satillite, Private ASEL 141.2 hrs, 314 landings, 46 inst. apprs.Virtual: MSFS 2004"There is a feeling about an airport that no other piece of ground can have. No matter what the name of the country on whose land it lies, an airport is a place you can see and touch that leads to a reality that can only be thought and felt." - The Bridge Across Forever: A Love Story by Richard Bach