: Little Johnny joke

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,> asked her students the following question: > "Michael, if you were on a date - having dinner with a nice young lady,> how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." > What about you Peter, how would you say it?" > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll> be right back." > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom> at the dinner table." > "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us> your good manners?" > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to> meet after dinner.">