Interview at the IRS (humor)

One of my parishioners, called for an interview at the Internal Revenue Service, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. 

Then he asked his lawyer the same question but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." 

Confused, the man came to me, his priest, told me of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution to the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," I replied. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. "Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel." 

My parishioner protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "Simple", I replied. "It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!" ⛪