19 hours ago19 hr ...or so the sign on the garden lawn said. The guy rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Yorkshire terrier standing there."You talk?" he asks."Oh aye," Yorkie replies."So, what's your story?"At that, the dog looks up, "Well, I discovered ma gift ae talkin' quite young and ah wanted tae help the government, so ah telt MI5 aboot ma gift, and in nae time they hud me jetting fae country tae country aroond Europe. Laying oan the flair in rooms wi' spies and world leaders, because naebody figured a dug would be eavesdropping. Ah wis one ae their most valuable spies eight years running."The guy is amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.The owner says, "Eight pounds."The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"The owner replies, "Naw, he's just a big liar. He didnae dae any ae that stuff." 5800X3D, RTX4070, 600 Watt, one or two 1440p 32" screens, 64 GB RAM, 4 TB PCle 3 NVMe, Warthog throttle, VKB NXT EVO stick, Honeycomb Alpha yoke, CH quad, 3 Logitech panels, 2 StreamDecks, Desktop Aviator Trim Panel. Crystal Light VR.
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