Hello, dont know if administrator will let me away with this, of if posted in the past. Maintenance notes between pilot (P) and maintenance staff (MS).P: Left inside tyre almost needs replacementMS: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.p: test flight ok except auto land very roughMS: auto land not installed in this aircraft P: something loose in cockpitMS: something tightened in cockpit.P: dead bugs on windshield.MS: live bugs on back order.P:suspected crack in windshieldMS: suspect your right.P: aircraft handles funnyMS: aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be seriousP: mouse in cockpitMS: cat installedP: noise coming from under instrument panel, sounds likke a midget pounding on something with a hammerMS: took hammer away from midget. richard welsh.

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i've seen these before but they still make me LOL