Boeing 777

Dear GOD.....You're not the guy with the astra at Heathrow, with a billion ariels on his car, three laptops in the back with 2 radars hooked up, 4 hand held radios and seventeen copies of the aircraft registration book for good measure are you??? - The one who sits outside the staff car park, even at 5am, with the camera lense that's nearly 3% wider than the 777 engine??:( PS - That post just had to be read using Jeremy Clarkson's nerd voice, hold your nose and talk, something like that - anyone who knows what I'm on about should agree!!