On a lengthy evening Air Canada Flight with a somewhat "senior" flight attendant crew,the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants

Funny but these have all been around in some form or another for a long time now. Just the airlines change names.

On my last trip (on Southwest) I heard these gems:"In the unlikely event that this flight becomes a cruise, the seat cushions may be used for flotation."The gate attendant leaned into the cabin just before closing the door. "Have a great time in Cancun!" he smiled. We all that that was a great idea, even though we were bound for Manchester, NH.

Didn't you know???? Manchester NH is Cancun North........... NOT!!!!!:-lol :-lolBrian