I'm sitting in the cafe at Edmonton International after a very pleasant flight from Castlegar in my brand new Beechcraft King Air 200 (I bought it off a guy named Chris). Thing is folks, I'm looking for work. Any work, I'll deliver Pizza's, Human Organs or collect the wife from the Casino. I have to start from Edmonton as I've spent my last few bucks on some Grizzly Bear Pyjama's and an Ice Hockey Puck. I'll fly any Aircraft I can get my hands on, I have the keys to a 747-400, a 737NG, ATR72, B200, DF310, several small Cessna's and a DC3. I know where the buttons are in a TU-154B also. I'm looking for some flight assignments, anything considered. I'm reliable, with 20/20 vision and not much of a criminal record. Send me a job and I'll post a PIREP afterwards, maybe some screenshots if I can figure it out. Thanks in advance...Jim HarrisEGNX

We can use a charter service to Seattle. 5 passengers all arrogant yet ignorant business dudes...loaded though.Date is 10/3 need to get there by 10:00am and get out at around 8:30pm. Just don't do KSEA. Comfort and speed are all good but my budget is CAD$2,500 per hour.Want the job or not?

A long way to come but if you have any spare time on 23rd October Roaring Thirties is flying the Kings Cup with aircraft from up to 1937, prize is 10,000 GBP ;-) Watch the RT forum or my website for more info.Andrew Brownhttp://www.gordiusfs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

Jim: We need a planeload of your local brew to be flown to Missoula, Montana for a brew fest. Then, we need a half load of Moose Drool, brewed in Missoula, to be delivered to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, for a Shagging and Calabash Shrimp Eatin' Marathon (The "Shag" is a popular dance, not to be confused with, aww, never mind...)and the other half to Zweibrucken, Germany for a Recce Reunion Pig Roast (Five kegs go as a gift to Willie, who has always supplied the pig). Although the Pig Roast is usually in the spring, this year they decided on now, just because. You and your crew are invited to partake.Finally, bring a full load of Sunny Zwei's Park Brau (1/2 Pils and 1/2 Export) back to Missoula for more brew fun! Then, you can return home with some of our local suds, on the house. We can arrange for customs service anywhere you need it.So, that is: Bring a load of your local brew to Missoula, load up with Moose Drool, drop half in Myrtle Beach, take the other half to Zweibrucken, return to Missoula loaded with two kinds of Park Brau, then head home with some freebies and cash. Can you do all that?Cheers - Steve