December 26, 20223 yr A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. The bartender was surprised, but he served that man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again. The very next day that man ordered three beers again and drank quietly at a table. This repeated several times and shortly after the people of the town were whispering about the man who was ordering three beers at once. A couple of weeks later, the bartender decided to clear this up and inquired: "I do not want to pry, but could you explain, why do you order three beers all the time?” The man replied: "It seems strange, isn‘t it? You see, my two brothers live abroad at the moment, one in France and the other in Italy. We have made an agreement, every time we go to the pub each of us will order two extra beers and it will help keeping up the family bond“. Soon all the town had heard about the man‘s answer and liked it a lot. The man became a local celebrity. Residents of the town were telling this story to newcomers or tourists and even invited them to that pub to look at Three Beer Man. However, one day the man came to pub and ordered only two beers, not three as usual. The bartender served him with a bad feeling. All that evening the man ordered and drank only two beers. The very next day all the town was talking about this news, some people prayed for the soul of one of the brothers, others quietly grieve. When the man came to pub the next time and ordered two beers again, the bartender said: "I would like to offer condolences to you due to the death of your dear brother”. The man considered this for a moment and then replied: "Oh, you are probably surprised that I ordered only two beers? Well, my two brothers are alive and well. It‘s just that I promised myself I'd give up drinking“. Edited December 26, 20223 yr by W2DR kant spel Intel 10700K @ 5.1Ghz, Asus Hero Maximus motherboard, Noctua NH-U12A cooler, Corsair Vengeance Pro 32GB 3200 MHz RAM, RTX 2060 Super GPU, Cooler Master HAF 932 Tower, Thermaltake 1000W Toughpower PSU, Windows 10 Professional 64-Bit, 100TB of disk storage. Klaatu barada nickto.
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