AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's better.Travis WaycottBrisbane, Australia**There's nothing like hanging your Speedo's out to dry - on this persons head**

You are evil and you must be destroyed...:-samurai :-lol

>>>>I'm officially requesting that your house be the LAST that Santa Claus visits on Christmas Eve. It just so happens that I'm an elf and I have considerable influence on the old man's schedule on that much anticipated night.Sorry mate, you asked for it, quid pro quid. <<<<

An online Christmas card from my sister, it just got here!!! She said she was going to send it and by golly if she didn't. Why, what did you think I meant?

>If its one thing that you're still sure of is that your Sister>still loves you. Be happy you got that card....cause you ain't>getting much love from guys here.....If she loved him she'd pay for a stamp. She obviously thinks the same about him as we do.Santa ain't filling your stocking this year - Rudolph is!Bill

Anyone that didn't anticipate joke posts like this deserves to be taken by them. :)