hi all. does anyone know how to get the 50% off of the new fsx 747-400, it says previous owners of the queen get this discount but i dont know how to get it. thanks for any help..rgds ken hanson

Hi Ken,I'm sorry, but that offer expired on January 1, 2008.Best,http://www.precisionmanuals.com/images/for...er_MD11_Vin.jpg

Vic! Vic! Vic!How the #### are ya, big guy?When do we drink again?(Congrats on the MD-11. I hear everyone calls you Vic now, is that true? ;) )Daryl ShuttleworthLevel-D SimulationsSupport & Documentation

^ That was random... ;)

As a wise man once said: "Randomness is a requirement following the release of a commercial software product or the release of gas in an crowded elevator."Daryl ShuttleworthLevel-D SimulationsSupport & Documentation

Hey! it's my other brother, Daryl.Best,http://www.precisionmanuals.com/images/for...er_MD11_Vin.jpg

I have NEVER heard that, Vic. That is so funny! My sides are hurting from laughing so hard!Reminds me of this:Bounder: Ah good morning. I'm Bounder of AdventureTourist: My name is Smoke-too-muchBounder: Well you'd better cut down a little thenTourist: What?Bounder: You'd better cut down a little thenTourist: Oh I see! Cut down a little then.....Bounder: Yes...I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time?Tourist: No, no actually it never struck me before. Smoke...too...much....(laughs)You can read all about it here: http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/package.htmDaryl ShuttleworthLevel-D SimulationsSupport & Documentation

Three men are sitting in a sauna: a Japanese man, an American man and an Irish man. Each is keeping quietly to himself when suddenly they hear the sound of a phone ringing! Without any fuss, the Japanese man lifts his right hand to the side of his face so that his thumb is pressed against his ear and his pinky finger is near his mouth and proceeds to have a short conversation. At the end of the call, the American and Irishman look at the Japanese man who explains, "It's the latest technology, I have an ear piece in my thumb and a mouth piece in my pinky. It's the newest in cellphone technology!" The American and Irishman are both suitably impressed.A little while later there is a strange beeping noise and all eyes are turned to the American, who lifts a flap on his forearm to reveal what he explains is an implanted beeper! It's the newest in paging technology and ensures you never leave home without it, he assures them.Paddy, the irishman decides he's not to be outdone by these two show-offs and heads out of the sauna and into the toilet. A few minutes later he comes back immitating a beeping noise with a long trail of toilet paper coming from between his butt cheeks. The Japanese man and American stare at Paddy with their mouths wide open until he explains, "Well blimey will you look at that. I'm receiving a fax!".