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Groucho Marx.

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Rich elderly woman in expensive fur coat walks into doctors office pushing her reluctant child in front of her. The guy in the doctor's uniform is Groucho.

The lady says, "This child will not eat meat! What should I replace it with"?

Groucho: "A dog"!

5800X3D, RTX4070, 600 Watt, one or two 1440p 32" screens, 64 GB RAM, 4 TB  PCle 3 NVMe, Warthog throttle, VKB NXT EVO stick, Honeycomb Alpha yoke, CH quad, 3 Logitech panels, 2 StreamDecks, Desktop Aviator Trim Panel. Crystal Light VR.

 

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George Burns sitting in living room when Gracie enters carrying a vase of flowers.

George: "Those look nice, where have you been"?

Gracie: "Yes, I stole them off of Mrs. Swartz nightstand when I visited her at the hospital".

George: "Gracie, I'm surprised at you"!

Gracie: "You told me to take her flowers".

 

5800X3D, RTX4070, 600 Watt, one or two 1440p 32" screens, 64 GB RAM, 4 TB  PCle 3 NVMe, Warthog throttle, VKB NXT EVO stick, Honeycomb Alpha yoke, CH quad, 3 Logitech panels, 2 StreamDecks, Desktop Aviator Trim Panel. Crystal Light VR.

 

George: "Say 'goodnight', Gracie."

Gracie: "Goodnight, Gracie!"

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Larry Hookins

 

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;

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