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I have registered and joined the fray again from China, where I went in search of Ferdiful, to report that my disgronificator picked up a garbled message last night originating from his Ponsky in Tibet. Most of the words were unintelligible, though clearly articulated. However, I did understand the most garbled part of the transmission which clearly indicated that PIC's are marshaling their forces in Tibet in anticipation of the convergence of a cat3 force determined to close down Kai Tak. This is the same force that was successful in the secret overnight reopening of Meigs. Ferd apologizes for his extended absence, but wishes all to know he follows the thread through high frequency air waves funneled through the vortex created by the original patch. I did not however understand his last words, something like, "Monseigneur, how long has it been since you last patched? The downdraft cometh, but the evil one lurks in the code." Perhaps one of the insider veterans here can translate for Ferd.

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If you did't catch the anouncementy in order to ponder Osa (oo-la-la), it isn't the patch that is weighty, but the help for aspergery Ferd _Berful. Right? Yes? No? Maybe?

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SpiritFlyer...just a belated thanks for your post of 12/21. I had nearly lost my sanity trying to decipher the true meaning of the original and subsequent posts by insiders, but had many sleepless nights until reflecting on your weightlessful wisdomy of the simple "_" insertion in the 12/21 post. Heretofore, I had been confusing the weightfulness of ephiphany with a longing for the announcementy, not matter how great the weight. Now at least I can sleep, and will not taint this sacred thread further with my posts, but when the wait has been lifted, the Elucidator of Weightlessness deserves thanks. I only now wonder if the wait of the patch or the weight of the help for Ferd_Berful is greater, since I am not sure scale of disgronification is being used. Anyway, my eternal gratitude!

Yes, you did. Well done!

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What surprises me is that the omnipresent Mr Shuttleworth hasnt ticked off all you posters for being on this unofficial forum and told you all where to go. Nust be the only post in the whole forum that hasnt been blessed by his schoolmarmly finger-wagging.

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LOL -- He said "Wagging" :-)
"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the beat"--Beavis

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Nust be the only post in the whole forum that hasnt been blessed by his schoolmarmly finger-wagging.
How about you read the entire post? This thread predates Level-D.BTW, I have a finger-wagging right now... can you guess which one?

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How about you read the entire post? This thread predates Level-D.BTW, I have a finger-wagging right now... can you guess which one?
Haha...classic! However, this thread has survived for years without vitriol...hopefully, we can keep it that way.

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He might be suffering from a wiked bout of Phugoids or perhaps he encountered a Neutron Single Event Upset.
Ferd_Berful lurkes in the dark hearts of the wiked...

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Fred ,Apply the xxrotflmao patch to the ponskey/ponderosa merger. Then completly shut down the computer and remove the sound card and video card.Reboot into dos and run the pic diagnostics floppy to set the file size and then select command copy prompt to start the ponderosa/ponskey install sequence.If all goes well you should be greeted by the ponderosa song, feel free to sing along at this point.I know this sounds complicated but thats life in the fast lane. Anyway good luck ,and dont forget to disable the cat3 because dog4 is the new approach standard.
I tried this but got stuck at "select command copy prompt" i couldnt see this because I removed the video card as you said. Should i plug the video card back in and try again?

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The 767 should get a winglet!!!
Or engines that start on the first try. And an CDU that doesnt get blown out when the engine fails to start on the ground.

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When a patch applies it to projects of the new announcementy.? Already next sim is the makes so i don't wait. By the weight, who is Ponderosa?

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When a patch applies it to projects of the new announcementy.? Already next sim is the makes so i don't wait. By the weight, who is Ponderosa?
I have to admit I chuckled at that. Never gets old that nonsense thread.

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When a patch applies it to projects of the new announcementy.? Already next sim is the makes so i don't wait. By the weight, who is Ponderosa?
Before a patch applies on the next sim, we have to see what it needs to make an announcementy.

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Before a patch applies on the next sim, we have to see what it needs to make an announcementy.
...or eat at Ponderosa.

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YAY! This thread is 2.739e8 seconds old.AKA70,694 hours4566000 minutes3171 days452.9 weeksold

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Thanks to the fiasco that is the PMDG 737NGX "externalities" thread, expect this ole goodie to be having many visitors looking to brush up on avsim history :biggrin:This is a nice diversion as I seriously plan my flight in the PMDG 747 for a LFPG to KATL long hauler.BTW, I preferred Sizzler to Ponderosa myself...

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Ponskey Ponderosa is worth a pondering over the ponskey! let weighty be pondering the ponder of the ponderosa with ponskey on the side for good use while weighty wonders this out!

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Maybe Ferd was wanting to know something but his toe caught the nerd stick causing the ooflum valve to open covering his screen with mumbojumbo juice, This in turn excited the Ponderosa actuating valve and jiggled the pensky shizzle translator? Is there a patch available for that? :(

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