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Pilot's reaction after looking at the most attractive woman on the beach:


- "positive rate, gear up!"



Reaction during leaving money in the bank:


- "30... 20... 10... retard, retard!"



In the shopping:


- "Before paying checklist. Meat, check... vegetables, check... cookies, as required... money, down and three green. Before paying checklist completed."


When driving a car and the fuel is low:


- "Minimums... continue."





My own jokes.

Probably these are not that funny. :-)


So share some pilot/aviation jokes!


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Q: What is your favorite destination airport?


Me: That would be definitely OOMI (Out Of Memory International). :rolleyes:

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I personally don't like OOMI for one reason: It's so hard to find it - could be anywhere :P

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How do you know if there's a pilot in the bar?

Oh, they'll tell you....

Actually come to think of it that's rather mean! Blame the white river raft guide who told me one that...

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OOM is in Australia! :lol:

Nice find, Oliver!

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