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Pilot's reaction after looking at the most attractive woman on the beach:

 

- "positive rate, gear up!"

 

 

Reaction during leaving money in the bank:

 

- "30... 20... 10... retard, retard!"

 

 

In the shopping:

 

- "Before paying checklist. Meat, check... vegetables, check... cookies, as required... money, down and three green. Before paying checklist completed."

 

When driving a car and the fuel is low:

 

- "Minimums... continue."

 

 

 

 

My own jokes.

Probably these are not that funny. :-)

 

So share some pilot/aviation jokes!

 

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This on is strictly related to FSX.

 

Q: What is your favorite destination airport?

 

Me: That would be definitely OOMI (Out Of Memory International). :rolleyes:


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I personally don't like OOMI for one reason: It's so hard to find it - could be anywhere :P


Florian

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How do you know if there's a pilot in the bar?


Oh, they'll tell you....



Actually come to think of it that's rather mean! Blame the white river raft guide who told me one that...


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OOM is in Australia! :lol:

Nice find, Oliver!


Florian

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