September 28, 201312 yr Commercial Member Pilot's reaction after looking at the most attractive woman on the beach: - "positive rate, gear up!" Reaction during leaving money in the bank: - "30... 20... 10... retard, retard!" In the shopping: - "Before paying checklist. Meat, check... vegetables, check... cookies, as required... money, down and three green. Before paying checklist completed." When driving a car and the fuel is low: - "Minimums... continue." My own jokes. Probably these are not that funny. :-) So share some pilot/aviation jokes! Sent from my U8815 using Tapatalk 2 Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.
December 29, 201312 yr Author Commercial Member This on is strictly related to FSX. Q: What is your favorite destination airport? Me: That would be definitely OOMI (Out Of Memory International). :rolleyes: Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.
December 29, 201312 yr I personally don't like OOMI for one reason: It's so hard to find it - could be anywhere Florian
December 29, 201312 yr How do you know if there's a pilot in the bar?Oh, they'll tell you....Actually come to think of it that's rather mean! Blame the white river raft guide who told me one that... -ANDY GREENFlight Diary Account : http://flightdiary.net/SpeedBird7735 Hours experience in Grob 115, 30 minutes in Grob 102 10 Hours in Grob 109 PLUS SOLO! 23rd November 2013!
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