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Pilot jokes

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Pilot's reaction after looking at the most attractive woman on the beach:

 

- "positive rate, gear up!"

 

 

Reaction during leaving money in the bank:

 

- "30... 20... 10... retard, retard!"

 

 

In the shopping:

 

- "Before paying checklist. Meat, check... vegetables, check... cookies, as required... money, down and three green. Before paying checklist completed."

 

When driving a car and the fuel is low:

 

- "Minimums... continue."

 

 

 

 

My own jokes.

Probably these are not that funny. :-)

 

So share some pilot/aviation jokes!

 

Sent from my U8815 using Tapatalk 2

Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.

  • 3 months later...
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This on is strictly related to FSX.

 

Q: What is your favorite destination airport?

 

Me: That would be definitely OOMI (Out Of Memory International). :rolleyes:

Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.

I personally don't like OOMI for one reason: It's so hard to find it - could be anywhere :P

Florian

How do you know if there's a pilot in the bar?


Oh, they'll tell you....



Actually come to think of it that's rather mean! Blame the white river raft guide who told me one that...

-ANDY GREEN
Flight Diary Account : http://flightdiary.net/SpeedBird773
5 Hours experience in Grob 115, 30 minutes in Grob 102
10 Hours in Grob 109 PLUS SOLO! 23rd November 2013!
 

 

 


OOM is in Australia! :lol:

Nice find, Oliver!

Florian

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